half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag
no because he did nazi it coming
maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
let me just park my squid
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me